Happy election day everyone! Isn’t this fun? Seriously, not at all. As luck would have it, I’ve found myself thrust into the unfortunate role of “swing state voter.” I can honestly I am tired of seeing these folks in my hood all the time. I went to breakfast with a friend this morning where a news team tried to interview us just trying to numb ourselves with egg whites, potatoes and jelly. Before I could get too grumpy about the giant high-resolution lens aimed at my pillow-mashed face, I realized the reporter looked as weary as I felt, only in full make-up…