DID YOU HEAR THAT?  Yep. It was definitely the universal end-of-August exhale—the one that happens right after the first bell has rung, the pledge has been said, and we’ve placed our orders at the Starbucks drive-through window. Whew! As a parent of near-adult people, I feel it’s my civic duty to pass on some stuff not to do with your kids, from my infamous “whatever-you-do-don’t-do-that” list. Maybe it will help you—or you can skip this, and enjoy your Starbucks. Cheers, by the way. You’ve earned it! I was in the process of assembling a list of the top ten things…